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Jahnevaeh is now 2 years old!
Time flies
We hear this a lot
Man it surely does, she’s now two walking around having a good life. However am here to talk about the terrible 2s as they call it, yes I love my baby but this is a lot of two stuff happening.
let’s start with the biting of everyone she don’t care what your doing, if she needs you she needs you. When she sinks them razor sharp teeth 🦷 that looks like pearls into you.
I swear how can something so pretty like when she smiles it’s awesome but them BOOM! She bites you and you don’t know weather you wanna cry or Fight but you know your Ass will go Jail for fighting your baby that will probably BEAT you up.
I have schizophrenia I said to myself I need to find a way to humour us all as this illness ain’t great all the time. So imagine now am hallucinating feeling scared as you do then BOOM! 😂 your baby slaps you in your face while saying mammie over and over. 🤦🏽♂️ yes it’s a shock but it’s all apart of growing up and she don’t know or understand no schizophrenia she’s just growing up and let’s admit as I can now am not in a hallucination it’s funny it wakes me the HELL UP and I need that.
Why will Jahneveah win the fight because she has lots of moves, after biting comes what am gonna call the HULK SCREAM after the scream comes kicking trust it’s fast back to back repeated kicking how strong are her legs you have to watch your eyes your nose trust just step away.
Yes am happy to say she uses the potty 🚽 now she has not used nappies for 4 days not even at night and has only wet the bed once as mummy was lazy and didn’t let her use the potty before bed.
A dash of Insomnia
So with my mental illness I sometimes can’t shut down, just keep going and going. Insomnia is something I live with sometimes I just can’t sleep running on fumes me half the time which makes me a bit hit and miss sometimes, but remember the title of the blog because two year olds don’t give a Crap about that either in my head as I do hear voices sometimes I think 💭 God is it just me or is she a bit Louder today lol she’s like Mommie Lady your Ass Should have slept.
As am awake she starts with a kiss 💋 which I love then straight after, “botbot” is what she calls her bottle then she says “milk milk milk” 🥛 until your up if that don’t work you get slapped in the head followed by shaking lol.
This helps me keep my routine I like it on a bad day when am feeling like giving up on the world. An yes it also drives me CRAY CRAY SOMETIMES!
The terrible 2s man whom ever came up with that needs a pat on the back, she now thinks she don’t need to sleep and her brother treats her like she’s 15 with him, I tell him do something his like she said she don’t want me to.
Like seriously she said no to you his like mum then she screams she’s hitting me 😂 she has no fear.
No Fear!
She climbs on sofas chairs. She isn’t bothered she runs at the tv slapping it, so sometimes react very sharp like stay away from my tv for god sake she says “no” “my tv”, and pushes it so I am now going to put the telly on the wall.
Other than that I’ll have no tv. She ain’t scared of her brother either them two get on like peas in a pod with her older sister until somebody gets attacked by miss 2 that’s the tiny one.
- Read stories
- Go out for a walk with her
- Sing nursery rhythms
- Draw pictures
- Talk to her
- Role play with her and the teddies
- Massages
- Slight yoga 🧘♂️
- Let her help me cook e.g pour rice mix squash in jug play with flour
Those are a list of things I do with Jahnevaeh each day to help with her development it keeps us both occupied and gives my mind a chance to relax by distraction.
The reason I wrote this blog is to say we can find the good in what’s meant to be bad, the positives within the negative. Life is filled with obstacles but the purpose of me writing is to find a healthy release, while creating a safe space for those who identify with the things I say educating and inspiring people to follow their dreams not because your perfect but because you DESERVE ALL THAT’s fulfilling.
No matter your illness or disorder, nor your past you can be a better more contented person if you choose to be.
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